Mermaid Costume
It is ridiculous that there would be so many political valances to this sequined piece of shit.
Object Oriented
Stories — fiction and nonfiction — about significant objects.
Leech Action Figure
The 1985 Leech action figure was the hero in all of my imaginary adventures.
Queen Mary Fob
Ocean liners represented empire, speed and scale.
Monkey Whimsey
A wise and compassionate, yet still quick-witted and humorous, figure.