Murdered-Out KFC Bucket
It presides over us, thinking it’s in stealth mode.
Narrative
Stories — true, invented, or somewhere in-between.
Iverson Sneakers
The Questions’ name is a cheeky reference to Iverson’s nom de play, “The Answer.”
Tone Bar
A magic finger that can make an electrified plank sing.
Pipe Cleaner Figure
I look the Martian in the eyes for longer than I should.
Dummy Jack
The dummy jack was a sound art readymade.
Fish Scaler
When I look at the fish scaler, I see my family’s frugality and ingenuity.
Paper Wallet
The paper wallet still makes me laugh. And cry.
Teen Bible
“How about you, Dave? Have you been baptized?”
Model Tank
Model building was considered nerdy, but I didn’t care.
Death Mask
Nabokov wrote a poem about her. Rilke mentioned her in his only novel.
Gold Braces
I started flashing my teeth like a cheerleader in a yearbook headshot.
Hand Chair
I refuse to get rid of the Hand.
Volvo Key
My name was on the registration found in the getaway car.
Telephone
You could slam the receiver down to hang up on someone.