Hatchet
The hatchet is of Swedish manufacture, and thrums with northern virtues.
Object Oriented
Stories — fiction and nonfiction — about significant objects.
Crochet Sheep
It was frayed and melancholy and only slightly hopeful and right up my alley.
JFK Doll
Scores of Kennedy souvenirs were produced during his lifetime; this one is eerie.
Mermaid Costume
It is ridiculous that there would be so many political valances to this sequined piece of shit.
Leech Action Figure
The 1985 Leech action figure was the hero in all of my imaginary adventures.
Queen Mary Fob
Ocean liners represented empire, speed and scale.
Monkey Whimsey
A wise and compassionate, yet still quick-witted and humorous, figure.