Al Czervik

"I never saw dead people smoke before!"

Ty Webb

"Stop thinking. Let things happen."

Carl Spackler

“People say, you know, I’m an idiot or something."

Judge Smails

"Some people simply do not belong."

Danny Noonan

"Yes, sir. I'm your pal."

Dr. Beeper

"Just snake a tube down her nose."

Caddy Shack

"There've been a lot of complaints already."

Golf Club

"Don't you have homes?"